Originally Posted by
GradyWilson
A man happens upon a quadruple amputee while swimming at the beach one day, a young woman. While walking past her, she called out to him "Excuse me, sir!". She had explained that, due to her unfortunate condition, that she had never been kissed by a boy, and asked if he would be her first. Agreeing, the man gave her a small kiss. As he was on his way, she called back "Sir! Sir! I have never been touched or hugged in any way whatsoever by a man, would you m-i-n-d....?" Feeling an obligation, the man crouched down and wrapped his arms around the woman, briefly. After a small goodbye, the man was finally on his way again. After a few seconds, the woman cried out yet again; " Sir! Please! You have been so kind, and this is really quite embarrassing, but....I......I have never been properly f***ed...!!" Turning back on his heel, the man snatched the woman up in his arms and tossed her into the sea, yelling "NOW you're FUCKED!"
Awful, just awful....I am ashamed...