Alllllllright. Here we go.

Windows XP Home
Award Medallion BIOS v6.0
AMD Athlon 800MHz on ASUS A7V
512MB RAM
DirectX 9.0b
NVidia GeForce2 MX/MX 400 32 MB on SyncMaster 753DF 17" monitor, 1280X1024, 32bit, 60Hz
Creative SoundBlaster Audigy [FF80]
Microsoft Optical Wheel Mouse
Black Acer keyboard from 12 years ago
Logitech Wingman Gamepad Extreme
DSL Modem (1.5Mbps down, 896Kbps up)
6 USB ports
Microphone (the cheap kind)
80GB and 20GB Maxtor Hard drives on NTFS, 7200 RPM
Liteon DVD-ROM and HL-DT-ST CD-RW 16x10x40x
Intel PRO/100+ PCI Adapter
WinFast TV2000 XP Expert WDM Video Capture card (NTSC) (comes with remote! lol)
HP DeskJet 832C, already replaced worn-out gear
Old scanner that only works on Windows 98 and 95
Logitech THX 4.1 400 Watt speaker system
...and that's about it, my video game consoles are plugged into the video card, too.

RepreSENT, all you who can't afford more than one computer per 7 years. Yet.:\